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Jake Ornery
Aurelie Bones
Melanie Frost
Lukas Ash Mohr
Hollis Woods
Minerva McGonagall
Christina Winters
Jessica Winters
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Natalie Wyatt
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Post by Demo Matimarcan Mon Sep 12, 2011 5:55 pm

[09:51:56] Natalie Wyatt joined the chat on Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:51 am
[09:52:03] Democritus Matimarcan : Hi!

[09:52:28] Natalie Wyatt : HI emooo Very Happy

[09:52:30] Natalie Wyatt : DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd

[09:52:37] Democritus Matimarcan : Emo? Razz


Resorting to name-calling?! Thanks Natalie. Thanks. Razz

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Post by Jessica Winters Sun Nov 13, 2011 8:13 pm

[23:14:55 11/11/11] Democritus Matimarcan : ██████████████▄▐█▄▄▄▄█▌ ██████▌▄▌▄▐▐▌███▌▀▀██▀▀ ████▄█▌▄▌▄▐▐▌▀███▄▄█▌ ▄▄▄▄▄██████████████▀.

[23:15:17 11/11/11] Democritus Matimarcan : Damn it, let me try again......... ██████████████▄▐█▄▄▄▄█▌ ██████▌▄▌▄▐▐▌███▌▀▀██▀▀ ████▄█▌▄▌▄▐▐▌▀███▄▄█▌ ▄▄▄▄▄██████████████▀.

[23:15:20 11/11/11] Democritus Matimarcan : FUUUUUU.

[23:15:47 11/11/11] Democritus Matimarcan : .............................................................. .................................................██████████████▄▐█▄▄▄▄█▌ ██████▌▄▌▄▐▐▌███▌▀▀██▀▀ ████▄█▌▄▌▄▐▐▌▀███▄▄█▌ ▄▄▄▄▄██████████████▀.

[23:15:53 11/11/11] Democritus Matimarcan : MOTHERFUUUUUU.

[23:15:58 11/11/11] Democritus Matimarcan : Nevermind..

[23:16:09 11/11/11] Democritus Matimarcan : Don't you DARE fail thread this..
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Post by Aurelie Bones Tue Nov 29, 2011 12:08 am

[15:05:23] Aurelie Bones joined the chat on Mon Nov 28, 2011 3:05 pm

[15:05:30] Lizbet McKinnon : AUR!

[15:05:34] @ Melanie Frost : AUR!

[15:05:35] Roslyn Spinnett : Airier!

[15:05:36] Aurelie Bones : okey, hello

[15:05:40] Aurelie Bones : ...

[15:05:41] Aurelie Bones : HAHAHA
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Post by Lukas Ash Mohr Mon Dec 05, 2011 10:54 pm

[21:34:43] Lukas Ash Mohr joined the chat on Mon 5 Dec 2011 - 21:34

[21:34:51] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : Y U NO HERE IF YOU

[21:34:58] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : 'RE ONLINE?

[21:37:24] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : THAT'S JUST MEAN!!

[21:40:20] * Lukas Ash Mohr sits in the loner corner... alone

[21:42:41] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : Well I'll just wait here for you to come online

[21:43:33] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : *'All by myself' plays in the background as the camera zooms in on my heartbreaking-sad face*

[21:44:02] * Lukas Ash Mohr starts singing along, badly, and tears start to well up in his eyes

[21:44:11] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : ALL BY MYSELF!

[21:44:17] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : DON'T WANNA BE

[21:44:24] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : ALL BY MYSELF!

[21:44:26] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : ANYMORE!

[21:44:53] * Lukas Ash Mohr looks pathetic with tears streaming down his cheeks

[21:45:32] Melanie Frost joined the chat on Mon 5 Dec 2011 - 21:45

[21:45:36] @ Melanie Frost : DADDY BE STRONG

[21:45:39] @ Melanie Frost : BE SAFE

[21:46:02] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : MELLY

[21:46:23] @ Melanie Frost : TERRA LOVES YOU

[21:46:26] @ Melanie Frost : MELLA LOVES YOU

[21:46:27] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : *music stops*

[21:47:06] @ Melanie Frost : YOU'LL NEVER BE

[21:47:08] * Lukas Ash Mohr wipes tears away and runs towards Mel while dramatic-happy music plays in the bacground

[21:47:10] @ Melanie Frost : ALL BY YOURSELF

[21:47:15] @ Melanie Frost : ANYMOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[21:47:29] * Melanie Frost runs in slow motion

[21:47:32] * Lukas Ash Mohr runtacklehugs his daughter

[21:48:26] * Melanie Frost is runtacklehugged and hugs Dad

[21:48:58] * Lukas Ash Mohr cries happy tears 'I love you Melly!!!!'

[21:49:25] * Melanie Frost cries too 'I LOVE YOU TOO!'

[21:50:15] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : *camera zooms out and the credits start to roll up the screen*

--

THIS WAS AN EPICCAKE WITH AWESOMESAUCE!
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Post by Aurelie Bones Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:31 am

[11:44:21 11/12/11] Aurelie Bones : .

[15:30:40 12/12/11] Aurelie Bones : .


LOOK. AT. THE. DATES.
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Post by Melanie Frost Sun Apr 08, 2012 2:30 pm

[13:27:33] Zoltan Maslin : I have an Islamic keyboard on my phone

[13:27:39] @ Melanie Frost : ISLAMIC!

[13:27:40] Zoltan Maslin : It's cool

[13:27:49] Zoltan Maslin : Islandic*

[13:27:59] Zoltan Maslin : DAMN YOU, AUTO CORRECT
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Post by Zoltan Maslin Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:59 am

[19:33:11 11/04/12] Jack Holloway : Leo has better tits than you.

...Leo has tits? o.O Is there something you're not telling me, Leo dear?
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Post by Melanie Frost Sat Apr 14, 2012 2:01 am

[23:23:57 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : see, i dont hink I can marry you, Jack. I dont want her as my sister-in-law.

[23:24:10 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : OMGMELLY

[23:24:13 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : IF YOU MARRY JACK

[23:24:17 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : WE'LL HAVE THE SAME SURNAME

[23:24:17 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : he asid "see you later, loveS" so its notlike he was upset or something.

[23:24:20 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : ...

[23:24:23 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : YOU'LL BE PART OF MY FAMILY

[23:24:25 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : YOUR CHILDREN

[23:24:27 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : WILL HAVE MY BLOOD.

[23:24:27 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : unless you get married to someone

[23:24:31 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : NO

[23:24:33 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : IM NOT HAVING

[23:24:35 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : CHILDREN

[23:24:39 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : WTH JACK

[23:24:42 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Nu-uh.

[23:24:45 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Negative.

[23:24:48 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Not happening.

[23:24:50 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Nope.

[23:24:53 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Neh.

[23:24:54 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : you totally will

[23:24:58 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : they'll be adorrrrrabubble

[23:25:00 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : No.

[23:25:00 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : I bet

[23:25:23 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : but we were going to have little ginger bitches

[23:25:40 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : why are you calling our children bitches?

[23:25:48 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : My children are not going to be related to her!

[23:25:50 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : 'cause they're related to you

[23:26:08 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : Effster, is our mum a bit mad?

[23:26:13 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : Effster, is our mum a bit mad?

[23:26:32 13/04/12] * Melanie Frost slaps Elizabeth.

[23:26:33 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : probably

[23:26:45 13/04/12] * Elizabeth Holloway is slapped but thinks it was so worth it

[23:26:45 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : IF we ever have children your sister is not allowed near them.

[23:26:48 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : ...dont know what happened there.

[23:28:31 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : WHEN you have children, I really don't want to be near them.

[23:29:07 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Why dont YOU have children with him, if you're so in love with the idea of him having babies.

[23:29:09 13/04/12] Leo Wyatt : Back

[23:29:12 13/04/12] Leo Wyatt : wait no

[23:29:13 13/04/12] Leo Wyatt : brb

[23:29:20 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : welcome baack

[23:29:27 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : see, you have someyhing against me.

[23:29:29 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : because they might be slightly deformed

[23:29:30 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : you know

[23:29:33 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : I knew it.

[23:29:36 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : LEONIE

[23:29:37 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : seeing as we're brother and sister

[23:30:03 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : and I'm in love with the idea of YOU having babies, Melly

[23:30:07 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : ... since when were we having kids?

[23:30:13 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : it's just a shame they can't be mine too.

[23:30:34 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : maybe you two van have them.

[23:30:35 13/04/12] Leo Wyatt : I want babies

[23:30:49 13/04/12] Leo Wyatt : I should get dressed

[23:30:50 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : ...

[23:30:50 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : I cant look after myself never mind a child.

[23:30:55 13/04/12] Leo Wyatt : I doubt I can go to Rome in my underwear

[23:31:03 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : LEOOOO

[23:31:10 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : none of you would be able to deal with a pregnant me.

[23:31:13 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : yeah, that'd probably be a good idea

[23:31:26 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : none of us can deal with a not prgnant you

[23:31:28 13/04/12] Leo Wyatt : I'd just knock you out for nine months

[23:31:42 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : And I'd rather marry my sock than have babies with Elizabeth.

[23:31:55 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : You wouldn't dare, Wyatt.

[23:32:20 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : I get this feeling youd rather marry your sock than me.

[23:32:26 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : But then Mel

[23:32:35 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : consider this seriously

[23:32:50 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : who is more responsible, me or Effy?

[23:33:24 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : You'd not remember our baby.

[23:33:48 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : definitely wouldnt remember making it.

[23:33:59 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : ..

[23:34:05 13/04/12] * Melanie Frost punches Jack in the face.

[23:34:08 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : Id probably teach it rude words

[23:34:26 13/04/12] * Leo Wyatt flails around

[23:34:29 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : bad behaviours

[23:34:41 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : I'd care for it and love it and raise it to never know pain.

[23:34:43 13/04/12] * Jack Holloway has a nose guard in place

[23:34:51 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : and also teach it how to eat Jack's heart.

[23:35:12 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : youre so nice to me

[23:35:14 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : IM NOT HAVING KIDS WITH YOU ELIZABETH

[23:35:22 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : I know <3

[23:35:24 13/04/12] Leo Wyatt : you guys

[23:35:28 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : don't you love having a sister?

[23:35:28 13/04/12] Leo Wyatt : they don't have sperm

[23:35:33 13/04/12] Leo Wyatt : you can't have children together

[23:35:53 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : CAN I STEAL YOUR CHILD?

[23:36:03 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : well done for that astute observation Leo

[23:36:05 13/04/12] Leo Wyatt : No cos we have no ovaries.

[23:36:09 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : OMG YES

[23:36:19 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : IM NOT HAVING A CHILD, ESPECIALLY NOT WITH JACK.

[23:36:29 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : no thats a terrible idea

[23:36:39 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : me having children

[23:36:56 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : it is

[23:36:58 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : Leo, who would be a worse father, me or you?

[23:37:03 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : that's why I'd have to steal them.

[23:38:27 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : I wouldn't want to make the baby with Jack

[23:38:30 13/04/12] * Melanie Frost glares.

[23:38:42 13/04/12] Leo Wyatt : You.

[23:39:01 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : you totally would.

[23:39:04 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : stop trying to deny it

[23:39:25 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : I rest my case.

[23:39:34 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : You'd snog your baby, Wyatt.

[23:39:56 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Jack would forget it excited.

[23:39:58 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : brbmovingupstairs

[23:40:15 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : If I were to have a baby, i should have it with Zoltan, he's the only one of you that could handle it.

[23:40:34 13/04/12] Leo Wyatt : Must

[23:40:36 13/04/12] Leo Wyatt : not

[23:40:37 13/04/12] Leo Wyatt : forget

[23:40:38 13/04/12] Leo Wyatt : to

[23:40:38 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : But I dont want to make a baby with Zoltan. So no babies.

[23:40:39 13/04/12] Leo Wyatt : take

[23:40:40 13/04/12] Democritus Matimarcan : I died.

[23:40:41 13/04/12] Leo Wyatt : nail-file

[23:40:43 13/04/12] Leo Wyatt : out

[23:40:45 13/04/12] Leo Wyatt : of

[23:40:48 13/04/12] Leo Wyatt : hand-luggage

[23:41:04 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : No babies.

[23:41:14 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : No ginger babies.

[23:41:29 13/04/12] * Melanie Frost cries 'no pretty ginger babies.'

[23:41:48 13/04/12] Leo Wyatt : I want ginger babies.

[23:41:59 13/04/12] Leo Wyatt : Mel go have sex with Zoltan so you'll have ginger babies.

[23:42:12 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : You want me to have sex with Zoltan?

[23:42:37 13/04/12] Leo Wyatt : I want a ginger baby!

[23:42:49 13/04/12] * Elizabeth Holloway facepalms

[23:42:58 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : You want him to fuck me? Really are you sure? You want me to carry his baby?

[23:43:12 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : right, going to posr, brb

[23:43:19 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : you don't need to fuck him

[23:43:27 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : you just need to get him to wank into a cup.

[23:43:42 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : Leo can help him with that, I'm sure.

[23:43:51 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : No he said he wanted me to have sex with him

[23:43:59 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : Ill do it! ill have no recollection of the incident. perfect surrogate father.

[23:44:05 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : what, really?

[23:44:07 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : xD

[23:44:15 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : oh, so he did

[23:44:21 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : thats cos hes a kinky bastard

[23:44:21 13/04/12] * Democritus Matimarcan has read 12 books this semester, so far.

[23:44:26 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : anyway getting ready for bed brb

[23:45:35 13/04/12] * Melanie Frost sits on Jack 'Would you mind if I had sex with Zoltan and had couple of kids with him? They'd be gingers so you'd have more people to make fun of.'

[23:48:24 13/04/12] Leo Wyatt : WANK IN A CUP IS BETTER

[23:48:35 13/04/12] Democritus Matimarcan : .

[23:49:22 13/04/12] Democritus Matimarcan : Meh, I have to read a 1000 pages of these two books by May 4th.

[23:49:27 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : sure thing.

[23:49:31 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : you said sex.

[23:49:33 13/04/12] Democritus Matimarcan : Both are 500 pages each.

[23:49:40 13/04/12] Democritus Matimarcan : And I need to start it...

[23:49:46 13/04/12] Democritus Matimarcan : But I'm am so lazy.

[23:49:49 13/04/12] Leo Wyatt : I MEANT WANK IN A CUP

[23:49:53 13/04/12] Leo Wyatt : I FORGOT THAT WAS A POSSIBILTY

[23:50:18 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : okay so you're ready to deal with a pregnant me for 9 months?

[23:52:11 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : I'm not included in this, right?

[23:52:14 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : seeing as I'm not your friend

[23:52:18 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : I don't have to deal with you

[23:52:22 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : Ill book a hospital bed.

[23:52:51 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : because I'll have cravings and I'll wakeup during the night and I'll want footrub and someone to watch chick flicks with me all night and I'll want to paint rooms, pick babynames, bake cookies, and I willl make your lives all miserable

[23:53:04 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : You're not coming close to me, my stomach or my kids, Effy.

[23:53:14 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : good <3

[23:53:36 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : it sounds like you'd enjoy being pregnant, Melly

[23:54:37 13/04/12] Democritus Matimarcan : .

[23:55:02 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : I'd enjoy making Leo and Jack suffer.

[23:55:28 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : he's my brother

[23:55:35 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : only I'm allowed to make him suffer.

[23:55:37 13/04/12] Leo Wyatt : Can we not just put

[23:55:39 13/04/12] Leo Wyatt : a pregnant Mel

[23:55:46 13/04/12] Leo Wyatt : in a hospital?

[23:55:49 13/04/12] Leo Wyatt : and take her out

[23:55:53 13/04/12] Leo Wyatt : after the baby is born?

[23:55:58 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : He's my..... person-thingie, if someone's allowed to make him suffer, thats me.

[23:56:13 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : posted!

[23:56:42 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : You're not putting me in a hospital Wyatt.

[23:56:56 13/04/12] Leo Wyatt : A private clinic?

[23:57:04 13/04/12] Leo Wyatt : We can get Jack's father to tend you!

[23:57:32 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : oh can you tell Kate how awesome her posts are, Effy? And youre a freak.

[23:57:43 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : my father?

[23:57:47 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : oh my god, can I have babies with Jack's dad?

[23:57:53 13/04/12] Leo Wyatt : Mel likes your father.

[23:58:01 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : EW EW

[23:58:05 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Oh yes I doooooooo

[23:58:08 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : YOU JUST SCARRED ME

[23:58:10 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : mmmmmmmmmmm, he could have me any day.

[23:58:11 13/04/12] Democritus Matimarcan : .

[23:58:25 13/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : .............

[23:58:34 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : (Ruth would like to say she would too)

[23:58:51 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : MY MIND

[23:58:55 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : IS BROKEN

[23:59:30 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : please

[23:59:35 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : tell me

[23:59:44 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : God, Jack. Your dad, mmm, all the dreams he's been with me in.

[23:59:49 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : that posst

[23:59:59 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : went through

[00:00:21 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : it did

[00:00:25 14/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : the levi ball one? Yes. I dont like you.

[00:00:27 14/04/12] * Jack Holloway teeters towards the insane corner

[00:00:48 14/04/12] Jack Holloway : you never like me

[00:01:02 14/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : His voice is just so gorgeous. And then in Borgias he keeps shagging this red head, I can just imagine stuff.

[00:01:13 14/04/12] Jack Holloway : OTHERWISE YOU WOULDNT BE MENRALLY FUCKING MY DAD

[00:02:06 14/04/12] * Elizabeth Holloway grins and beckons her brother towards her corner

[00:02:16 14/04/12] Leo Wyatt : I am so utterly tired.

[00:02:31 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : you can sleep on the plane

[00:02:40 14/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : But Jack, he's so gorgeous D:

[00:02:42 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : you might want to take something to fix your makeup with for when you get off it

[00:02:51 14/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : all the things we could do together. Just imagine it.

[00:03:09 14/04/12] Leo Wyatt : neh I am way too fucking lazy for that

[00:03:48 14/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Nay can just skip the makeup

[00:04:03 14/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : This movie is so sad, someone hold me.

[00:04:03 14/04/12] Democritus Matimarcan : .

[00:04:33 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : I'll hold you!

[00:04:35 14/04/12] * Jack Holloway can imagine it all tioo vividly

[00:04:51 14/04/12] Jack Holloway : GOD NOT YOU TOO

[00:05:06 14/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : The Holloway family has a thing for me, it seems.

[00:05:22 14/04/12] * Jack Holloway cries on Leo "THEYVE BROKEN MY.BRAIN"

[00:05:23 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : I've decided

[00:05:33 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : I'm going to start flirting with your girlfriend, Jack <3

[00:05:54 14/04/12] * Leo Wyatt sits on Jack. "MY EYES BURN!"

[00:06:41 14/04/12] * Jack Holloway covers Leos eyes and sheilds his own in Leos back

[00:06:45 14/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : http://static.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/the-borgias-season-2-premiere-pic_500x333.jpg

[00:07:22 14/04/12] * Jack Holloway gouges his eyes out

[00:07:28 14/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : drives my imagination wild.

[00:07:58 14/04/12] * Jack Holloway seeks a tall building

[00:08:07 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : I could've done with not seeing that.

[00:08:14 14/04/12] Leo Wyatt : I

[00:08:19 14/04/12] Leo Wyatt : don't want to

[00:08:20 14/04/12] Leo Wyatt : no

[00:08:22 14/04/12] Leo Wyatt : I

[00:08:24 14/04/12] Leo Wyatt : can't even

[00:08:28 14/04/12] * Leo Wyatt flails

[00:09:25 14/04/12] Jack Holloway : EFFY. WHAT SHALL WE DO IN OUR THREAD.

[00:09:31 14/04/12] Jack Holloway : ZOOOOOOOL

[00:09:36 14/04/12] Jack Holloway : ALSO

[00:09:42 14/04/12] Democritus Matimarcan : .

[00:09:43 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : 'lo again Zol!

[00:09:47 14/04/12] Leo Wyatt : oh my god I am so sodding tired it hurts

[00:09:48 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : I HAVE NO IDEA.

[00:09:53 14/04/12] Jack Holloway : WHO POSTS NEXT IN LEVIBA

[00:10:00 14/04/12] Leo Wyatt : Zol!

[00:10:15 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : Greetings loves

[00:10:19 14/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Zol, Leo and Jack want me to shag you.

[00:10:31 14/04/12] Jack Holloway : NO

[00:10:35 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : noooo

[00:10:37 14/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : though I kinda would prefer Jack's dad.

[00:10:39 14/04/12] Jack Holloway : I WANT YOU TO SHAG ME

[00:10:40 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : Leo wants you to wank in a cup

[00:10:40 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : Noooo

[00:10:53 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : so he can inject it into Mel's vajayjay

[00:11:02 14/04/12] Jack Holloway : AND THEN GIVE THEM OUR BABY

[00:11:10 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : O.o

[00:11:38 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : and then he wants to keep the baby

[00:11:43 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : so he can have a ginger child.

[00:11:48 14/04/12] Leo Wyatt : I WANT GINGER BABIES!

[00:11:57 14/04/12] * Jack Holloway is sick on Effy and runs away from the mental images of Mel and his father

[00:12:20 14/04/12] * Elizabeth Holloway shrieks and hugs Mel while covered in her boyfriend's sick

[00:12:28 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : Ginger babies are adorabubble

[00:12:57 14/04/12] * Melanie Frost is hugged and ponders if Jack's father would clean her up.

[00:13:14 14/04/12] Jack Holloway : looksike we are gaining a new sibling

[00:13:25 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : Mel

[00:13:29 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : You're crazy

[00:13:37 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : apparently

[00:13:42 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : can I kill this one too?

[00:13:55 14/04/12] Jack Holloway : ...no.

[00:14:04 14/04/12] Jack Holloway : wait

[00:14:16 14/04/12] Jack Holloway : what do you mean 'too'?

[00:14:22 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : ...

[00:14:23 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : nothing

[00:14:24 14/04/12] * Leo Wyatt curls up on Zoltan

[00:14:28 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : my finger slipped

[00:14:29 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : is all

[00:14:47 14/04/12] * Zoltan Maslin is curled up on

[00:15:06 14/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0shokLk8e1r30h18o3_r1_1280.jpg

[00:15:11 14/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : like he's doing on this picture!

[00:15:16 14/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : to this red head. Sexy.

[00:15:21 14/04/12] Leo Wyatt : Okay people

[00:15:27 14/04/12] Leo Wyatt : I have fiteen more minutes left

[00:15:34 14/04/12] Leo Wyatt : Is thjere anywhere we need me to post?

[00:15:38 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : MEL STOP

[00:15:43 14/04/12] * Jack Holloway backs away sloy

[00:15:49 14/04/12] Leo Wyatt : FROST NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THOSE

[00:16:10 14/04/12] Jack Holloway : Who posts next in the leviball one?

[00:16:18 14/04/12] * Zoltan Maslin throws up

[00:16:18 14/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : I like those.

[00:16:38 14/04/12] Leo Wyatt : THEN YOU LOOK AT THEM

[00:16:42 14/04/12] Jack Holloway : Im not goimg to look

[00:16:51 14/04/12] Leo Wyatt : I PREFER NOT HAVING TO IMAGINE YOU WITH MY BEST FRIENDS FATHER. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

[00:17:00 14/04/12] Jack Holloway : YOU CANT MAKE ME DO ANYTHING

[00:17:07 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : YOU'VE GOT TO POST TO ME LEO

[00:17:10 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : I agree with Leooo

[00:17:42 14/04/12] * Zoltan Maslin yawns

[00:17:48 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : I'm so tired

[00:18:30 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : HMB is in 42 minutes!!!

[00:18:35 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin :

[00:18:43 14/04/12] Leo Wyatt : OKAY FUCK THIS PEOPLE I AM NOT POSTING EVERYTHING HURTS.

[00:19:07 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : xD

[00:19:13 14/04/12] Democritus Matimarcan : .

[00:19:24 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : woah yellow

[00:19:32 14/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Effy likes looking at them.

[00:19:36 14/04/12] * Zoltan Maslin snuggles Leo 'I loaf you'

[00:19:49 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : likes looking at what?

[00:20:01 14/04/12] * Leo Wyatt snuggles back. "I loaf you too."

[00:20:15 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : Those pictures she keeps linking

[00:20:17 14/04/12] * Democritus Matimarcan ate too much spicy foods.

[00:20:33 14/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwmd2lZlop1qhozbxo7_1280.png

[00:20:52 14/04/12] Leo Wyatt : I SWEAR TO GOD FROST

[00:20:56 14/04/12] Leo Wyatt : IF I GET ONE MORE PICTURE

[00:20:56 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : I refuse to look

[00:20:59 14/04/12] Leo Wyatt : WITH JACK'S DAD

[00:21:02 14/04/12] Leo Wyatt : WITH A FACE OF INTENSE PLEASURE

[00:21:11 14/04/12] Leo Wyatt : I WILL MAKE SURE GINGER BABIES WILL NEVER EVER BE BORN

[00:21:16 14/04/12] Jack Holloway : LALALA CANT HEAR YIU

[00:21:26 14/04/12] * Zoltan Maslin buries his face in Leo's chest

[00:21:32 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : oh yeah

[00:21:38 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : I totally secretly want to fuck my dad

[00:21:40 14/04/12] * Leo Wyatt plays with Zol's hair

[00:21:50 14/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : no you totally secretly want me to fuck your dad.

[00:22:05 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : Mel

[00:22:18 14/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Yes?

[00:22:19 14/04/12] Jack Holloway : NO YOU TOTALLY WANT TO BOTH BE INNOCENT

[00:22:22 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : no I secretly want to fuck YOU

[00:22:25 14/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : /sme smiles innocently.

[00:22:29 14/04/12] * Melanie Frost *

[00:22:29 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : You're gonna make me throw up again

[00:22:43 14/04/12] Jack Holloway : YOURE BLOWING UP MY PROTECTIVE GENE

[00:22:58 14/04/12] * Zoltan Maslin snogs Leo senseless

[00:23:27 14/04/12] * Leo Wyatt is now senseless

[00:23:30 14/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Its Leo who started this conversation

[00:24:03 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : Hmph

[00:24:25 14/04/12] Leo Wyatt : I HAVE TO GO REALLY SOON

[00:24:33 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : D:

[00:25:14 14/04/12] * Democritus Matimarcan just really likes hurting himself with spicy food and impossible book schedules, okay?

[00:25:36 14/04/12] * Zoltan Maslin throws a rock at Demo's head

[00:25:50 14/04/12] * Democritus Matimarcan is rock'd.

[00:27:05 14/04/12] Leo Wyatt : Okay everyone

[00:27:05 14/04/12] * Zoltan Maslin hums

[00:27:08 14/04/12] Leo Wyatt : I have to go!

[00:27:19 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : D:

[00:27:24 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : Bye!

[00:27:27 14/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : byee!

[00:27:31 14/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : I wanna watch this movie again

[00:27:32 14/04/12] Democritus Matimarcan : Bye

[00:27:35 14/04/12] Leo Wyatt : Have fun without me! I might be on later for a little while, not sure. Otherwise, I'll be here tomorrow night

[00:27:41 14/04/12] Leo Wyatt : Bye!

[00:28:01 14/04/12] Leo Wyatt : JACK SAY BYE TO ME

[00:28:23 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : BYEEEEE

[00:29:06 14/04/12] Leo Wyatt : JACK

[00:29:07 14/04/12] Leo Wyatt : Dl

[00:29:10 14/04/12] Leo Wyatt : Fuck him.

[00:29:12 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : BROTHER

[00:29:14 14/04/12] * Zoltan Maslin is now on le computer

[00:29:15 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : OUT OF THE ABYSS.

[00:29:17 14/04/12] Leo Wyatt : I'll go on my phone

[00:31:21 14/04/12] * Zoltan Maslin hums more

[00:31:25 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : I like to hum

[00:31:47 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : you do

[00:32:38 14/04/12] Democritus Matimarcan : How do I balance my life with school, tumblr, and food? What is a face-to-face social life? How do I get one?

[00:33:12 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : Dude

[00:33:20 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : What is this 'life' you speak of?

[00:33:44 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : Theatre people have no 'life'

[00:33:45 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : food? No one needs FOOD.

[00:34:04 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : 'Food'?

[00:34:17 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : Here we go again with the no existent things

[00:34:37 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : We have what we can 'Man Of La Mancha Diet'

[00:34:37 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : xD

[00:34:52 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : It consists of Ramen and vending machine food

[00:34:55 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : And coffee

[00:35:01 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : THAT'S IT

[00:35:03 14/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : mmm

[00:35:21 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : that's all a man needds.

[00:35:29 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : Exactly

[00:35:49 14/04/12] Leo Wyatt : Jack D:

[00:36:24 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : perhaps Jack went to bed?

[00:36:38 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : Smoothie would've told us

[00:36:44 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : or ran out of battery on his phone?

[00:37:05 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : That's possible

[00:37:42 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : Might be distracted by tumblr

[00:38:05 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : that's also very possible

[00:38:58 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : xD

[00:39:01 14/04/12] Democritus Matimarcan : .

[00:39:10 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : Tumblr is very distracting

[00:40:04 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : NO

[00:40:10 14/04/12] Leo Wyatt : MOTHER QUIT SMOKING AND DRIVE ME TO SCHOOL

[00:40:11 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : FACEBOOK HAS FORCED THE TIMELINE UPON ME

[00:40:45 14/04/12] Democritus Matimarcan : Tumblr is quite distracting.

[00:40:53 14/04/12] Democritus Matimarcan : I haven't missed track of it for months.

[00:40:58 14/04/12] Leo Wyatt : Okay if you guys see Jack tell him I love him and I hope to see him soon!

[00:41:12 14/04/12] Leo Wyatt : Night you all! see you soon! love you!

[00:41:31 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : Night love!

[00:42:18 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : niiiight

[00:42:24 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : speaking of night

[00:42:26 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : I'm going to bed

[00:42:33 14/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : loves and hugs all round <3 <3

[00:42:46 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : Night Effy..

[00:44:48 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : 15 minutes until Holy Musical B@man

[00:44:54 14/04/12] * Zoltan Maslin jumps up and down

[00:45:32 14/04/12] Democritus Matimarcan : .

[00:45:42 14/04/12] Democritus Matimarcan : I forgot about that.

[00:45:46 14/04/12] Democritus Matimarcan : Almost.

[00:45:52 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : :O

[00:46:59 14/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : poor Holloways both gone

[00:47:08 14/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : I think I scarred Jack off.

[00:47:27 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : You did

[00:47:29 14/04/12] * Zoltan Maslin nods

[00:50:50 14/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : There are so many more pictures.

[00:51:01 14/04/12] * Democritus Matimarcan explodes spontaneously.

[00:52:13 14/04/12] * Zoltan Maslin jumps up and down "8 minutes!"

[00:53:26 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : 7

[00:54:28 14/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_limo12nGea1qabn9uo1_500.gif

[00:54:30 14/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : mmmmmm

[00:54:57 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : STOP MEL

[00:55:00 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : 5 MINUTES

[00:55:52 14/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Jack deserved it.

[00:55:54 14/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : for this

[00:55:56 14/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : [23:33:24 13/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : You'd not remember our baby. [23:33:48 13/04/12] Jack Holloway : definitely wouldnt remember making it.

[00:56:04 14/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : His dad would remember making a baby with me.

[00:56:19 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : 4 MIN

[00:56:38 14/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : [23:41:59 13/04/12] Leo Wyatt : Mel go have sex with Zoltan so you'll have ginger babies.

[00:57:10 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : 3 MIN

[00:57:27 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : Not having sex with you, Frostie

[00:57:28 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin :

[00:57:37 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : He can have sex with you so we can have the babies

[00:58:40 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : https://2img.net/h/i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa324/badwolf10/Sheldon-fainting.gif

[00:58:58 14/04/12] Democritus Matimarcan : .

[00:58:58 14/04/12] Zoltan Maslin : http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyaoenoRUh1qii6tmo1_500.gif

[00:59:21 14/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : .. You want me to have sex with Leo?

[01:00:46 14/04/12] * Democritus Matimarcan listens to you both talk about sexual intercourse.


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Post by Elizabeth Holloway Sun Apr 15, 2012 4:18 pm

[15:48:07] @ Melanie Frost : Was she good?

[15:48:19] * Jack Holloway is so confused

[15:49:07] * Melanie Frost glares.

[15:49:20] * Maureen Holloway is innocent in this

[15:50:28] @ Melanie Frost : Leo told me.

[15:50:31] @ Melanie Frost : Your mum told me.

[15:50:46] * Roslyn Spinnett hides behind Maureen.

[15:50:54] Jack Holloway : What, seriouskly?

[15:51:00] Jack Holloway : I CAN'T EVEN FIND IT IN THE ARCHIVES

[15:51:01] * Maureen Holloway is hidden behind

[15:51:04] Maureen Holloway : dude

[15:51:07] Maureen Holloway : I'm a psycho bitch

[15:51:07] Jack Holloway : ALL I HAVE IS YOU BEING ANGRY

[15:51:14] Maureen Holloway : do you want to hide behind me?

[15:51:38] @ Melanie Frost : [13:38:40 15/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : LEO IS JACK GOING TO CHEAT ON ME? [13:38:42 15/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : ANSWER ME [13:38:44 15/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Jack's mother. [13:38:52 15/04/12] Leo Wyatt : yes

[15:51:52] @ Roslyn Spinnett : A phycho bitch between me and angry!Melly is better than nothing,

[15:52:03] Maureen Holloway : Ah well.

[15:52:19] @ Melanie Frost : Your mum said more things

[15:52:25] Maureen Holloway : I'm also the accused's mother.

[15:52:37] @ Melanie Frost : [14:03:29 15/04/12] Hollis Woods : Maureen managed to convince Mel that your brother will cheat on her.

[15:52:52] Lukas Ash Mohr joined the chat on Sun Apr 15, 2012 3:52 pm

[15:52:55] Maureen Holloway : I'm proud of my persuasive qualities.

[15:52:58] Maureen Holloway : Blondieee.

[15:53:06] @ Roslyn Spinnett : Dad!

[15:53:19] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : Rosie!!

[15:53:24] @ Melanie Frost : Dad nice timing I'm about to murder someone Very Happy

[15:53:38] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : That's my little girl!

[15:54:15] * Roslyn Spinnett scoots away from Maureen and hides behind Luk. "This is a good thing?' o.o

[15:54:40] * Maureen Holloway pats Jack "Son, I want you to know before you die, that your socks were never washed. I always put them back in your drawers after you throw them out the window every night. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOU WEARING DIRTY SOCKS NOW, HUH?"

[15:54:50] Maureen Holloway : *about

[15:55:01] Jack Holloway : I'VE JUST FOUND IT

[15:55:03] Jack Holloway : OH MY GOD

[15:55:05] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : Mel.. Imma watch Mobbed on your TV if you don't mind Very Happy

[15:55:11] Jack Holloway : SINCE WHEN COULD YOU GO ON ANY SHIT LEO SAID?

[15:55:25] @ Melanie Frost : You should be going to practice luk D: <

[15:55:32] @ Melanie Frost : WELL YOUR MUM SAID IT FIRST

[15:55:35] Jack Holloway : HE SAID HE DIDN'T MEAN TO FLY INTO US IN LEVIBALL. IF HE CAN'T EVEN TELL THE THRUTH ABOUT THAT

[15:55:36] @ Melanie Frost : HE WAS BASICALLY BACKING UP HER STORY.

[15:55:39] Jack Holloway : HI LUK HI.

[15:55:41] @ Melanie Frost : THEY HAVENT EVEN MET.

[15:55:52] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : Neeeeh, I'll go if you go Wink

[15:56:05] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : hi Jack

[15:56:06] Elizabeth Holloway joined the chat on Sun Apr 15, 2012 3:56 pm

[15:56:07] @ Melanie Frost : I have a house to clean.

[15:56:11] Jack Holloway : Thanks Mum Razz

[15:56:19] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : I HELPED YOU A BIT!

[15:56:21] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : Very Happy

[15:56:23] @ Melanie Frost : Effy!

[15:56:28] Maureen Holloway : AGHHHH

[15:56:31] Maureen Holloway : IT'S KILLING MEE

[15:56:32] Jack Holloway : EFFY PLEASE YOU ARE MY ONLY HOPE

[15:56:36] @ Melanie Frost : Your mum basically told me never to sleep with you because you'd just be using me and then shagging the help.

[15:56:44] Maureen Holloway : Yep. Very Happy

[15:56:50] Elizabeth Holloway : ONLY HOPE FOR WHAT?

[15:56:55] Jack Holloway : Does my mum know you're planning on fucking my dad?

[15:56:56] Maureen Holloway : I'm such a great mother.

[15:56:56] Elizabeth Holloway : man things must be dire if I'm your only hope.

[15:57:11] @ Melanie Frost : Yes she knows.

[15:57:12] * Maureen Holloway pats Jack "Mummy knows everything, darling,"

[15:57:27] @ Melanie Frost : ITS NOT ABOUT FUCKING YOUR DAD

[15:57:39] @ Melanie Frost : ITS ABOUT YOUR WHORES.

[15:58:15] Jack Holloway : I HAVE NO WHORES

[15:58:22] Elizabeth Holloway : are you really going to let my mother convince you of things like 'Jack's fucking other women', Melly?

[15:58:22] Jack Holloway : DO YOU THINK ANYONE

[15:58:28] Jack Holloway : WOULD WANT ME

[15:58:28] Elizabeth Holloway : after she called you a souless ginger ?

[15:58:31] Jack Holloway : TO PAY THEM

[15:58:35] Elizabeth Holloway : after she made you CRY?

[15:58:38] Jack Holloway : SO I COULD TAKE THE PISS OUT OF THEM

[15:58:54] Maureen Holloway : Melly cries all the time

[15:58:59] @ Melanie Frost : She did make me cry..

[15:59:00] Maureen Holloway : and I was very persuasive.

[15:59:02] Maureen Holloway : Still am.

[15:59:02] * Jack Holloway shoots Effy in the face "Oh shit, slipped AGAIN!"

[15:59:10] Maureen Holloway : HEY HEY

[15:59:13] Maureen Holloway : NO SHOOTING

[15:59:16] @ Melanie Frost : I .. I didnt believe her at first

[15:59:18] Maureen Holloway : OR I'LL GROUND YOU FOR A MONTH

[15:59:21] @ Melanie Frost : but all the things she was saying

[15:59:30] Maureen Holloway : No, she was freaking annoying at first.

[15:59:32] Maureen Holloway : So annoying.

[15:59:39] * Elizabeth Holloway scowls at Jack. 'I'm trying to help you here, asshole.'

[15:59:39] Maureen Holloway : ...still is annoying.

[15:59:51] @ Melanie Frost : how I didnt know if he loved me cus i only know how I felt and and.. and that he was just like his father who is probably fucking all the maids

[15:59:52] Maureen Holloway : NO CALLING YOUR BROTHER AN ASSHOLE

[15:59:58] Maureen Holloway : I'M NOT ABOVE GROUNDING YOU TOO.

[16:00:05] Elizabeth Holloway : YOU CAN'T GROUND ME

[16:00:08] Elizabeth Holloway : YOU GAVE ME AWAY

[16:00:13] @ Roslyn Spinnett : .

[16:00:13] Elizabeth Holloway : YOU'RE NOT MY PARENT ANYMORE

[16:00:14] Maureen Holloway : Oh yeah.

[16:00:17] Maureen Holloway : xD

[16:00:19] Maureen Holloway : Whoops.

[16:00:19] Elizabeth Holloway : SO SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE.

[16:00:24] Maureen Holloway : OOHHH

[16:00:25] Elizabeth Holloway : anyway

[16:00:27] Elizabeth Holloway : what was I doing?

[16:00:29] @ Melanie Frost : And then Leo said

[16:00:33] @ Melanie Frost : yes

[16:00:33] Maureen Holloway : I'M NOT ABOVE GETTING YOUR CURRENT PARENTS

[16:00:36] Maureen Holloway : AND SHOVING IT UP

[16:00:38] Maureen Holloway : THEIR ASSES

[16:00:41] @ Melanie Frost : and then jack went to pay the whores

[16:00:41] Maureen Holloway : WITH TUBES

[16:00:49] Maureen Holloway : MADE OF EMPTY LUBE WRAPPERS

[16:00:52] Elizabeth Holloway : Leo's a lying bastard, Melly

[16:00:53] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : .

[16:01:02] Elizabeth Holloway : think of all the things he did to you and Zol and Jack

[16:01:09] Elizabeth Holloway : destroyed you

[16:01:14] @ Melanie Frost : So there are no whores?

[16:01:18] * Jack Holloway unshoots Effy "Sorry, I only saw you saying I was crying and I thought you were taking the piss."

[16:01:51] Jack Holloway : and now

[16:01:53] Elizabeth Holloway : there are no whores.

[16:01:54] Jack Holloway : I've realised

[16:01:56] Elizabeth Holloway : I would know if there were.

[16:01:57] Maureen Holloway : You can all stand here and take piss until you realize what you've done.

[16:01:58] Elizabeth Holloway : I do stalk him.

[16:02:01] Jack Holloway : that's not what you were saying at all.

[16:02:08] Jack Holloway : Exactly.

[16:02:18] Jack Holloway : However unsettling that evidence is.

[16:02:27] Elizabeth Holloway : it's not, no, but it's not surprising you misread it considering you're an idiot.

[16:02:37] Elizabeth Holloway : you owe me one, bro.

[16:02:39] @ Melanie Frost : There are no whores?

[16:03:01] @ Melanie Frost : What about future whores?

[16:03:02] Maureen Holloway : Damn, so close.

[16:03:18] Jack Holloway : Only you.

[16:03:23] Maureen Holloway : CHILDREN, STOP RUINING THE GLORIOUS ANARCHY

[16:03:35] * Elizabeth Holloway attacks Maureen again

[16:03:38] Maureen Holloway : YOU'RE RUINING MY SOAP OPERA.

[16:03:43] * Maureen Holloway is attacked

[16:03:45] @ Melanie Frost : ...

[16:03:48] Maureen Holloway : Whaaat now.

[16:03:57] @ Melanie Frost : Did he call me a whore?

[16:04:04] Maureen Holloway : ...

[16:04:07] Maureen Holloway : YES HE DID

[16:04:10] Maureen Holloway : WHORE

[16:04:10] Elizabeth Holloway : not that you're a whore!

[16:04:13] Elizabeth Holloway : that's not what he meant

[16:04:14] Maureen Holloway : THE WORST OF ALL OF THEM

[16:04:23] Elizabeth Holloway : because he's an idiot and can't phrase his words properly.

[16:04:24] Maureen Holloway : HE MEANT EVERY WORD AND YOU KNOW IT

[16:04:27] Elizabeth Holloway : or control himself.

[16:04:28] Maureen Holloway : THEY'RE LYING

[16:04:32] * Elizabeth Holloway glares at Jack

[16:04:36] Jack Holloway : That's exactly it

[16:04:40] * Maureen Holloway glares at Elizabeth

[16:04:49] Jack Holloway : we all know I have some malfunction somewhere up there

[16:04:52] @ Melanie Frost : ...

[16:04:55] Elizabeth Holloway : see?

[16:05:07] Elizabeth Holloway : he's just a twat, but a whore-less twat.

[16:05:19] @ Melanie Frost : ...he called me whore...

[16:05:23] * Elizabeth Holloway glares back at mother

[16:05:25] Jack Holloway : Thank you, Effy.

[16:05:31] Maureen Holloway : (because you are one)

[16:05:38] Elizabeth Holloway : you're welcome, Jacky.

[16:05:39] Maureen Holloway : sleeping with someone's husband.

[16:05:43] Maureen Holloway : whore if I ever saw one.

[16:05:54] Elizabeth Holloway : now MAUREEN

[16:05:58] Elizabeth Holloway : she just called you a whore.

[16:06:08] Elizabeth Holloway : let's focus on that bit

[16:06:16] Elizabeth Holloway : blatant whore calling right there

[16:06:30] Maureen Holloway : Whores are cool. I've slept with more men and women than you'll ever do in all three of your lives put together.

[16:06:31] Jack Holloway : Blatant.

[16:06:36] * Melanie Frost bursts out into tears.

[16:06:38] Jack Holloway : Unlike mine

[16:06:43] Jack Holloway : it has been misconstrued

[16:06:50] * Elizabeth Holloway shoves Jack to go comfort Melly

[16:06:59] @ Melanie Frost : My mother-in-law and my boyfriend-thingie both called me a whore.

[16:07:22] * Maureen Holloway shrugs "I'm a psycho bitch, pay me no mind."

[16:07:42] Elizabeth Holloway : noo, your mother-in-law called you a whore, your boyfriend didn't mean it to come out like that, did you JACK?

[16:07:54] Maureen Holloway : Really, you'd listen to me after establishing I was thoroughly insane?

[16:08:13] Jack Holloway : MOTHER

[16:08:25] Jack Holloway : HAVE YOU BEEN VICTIMISING MY FUTURE WIFE?

[16:08:39] Maureen Holloway : Define victimising.

[16:08:40] Jack Holloway : Because she's ginger. Tsk. Who would do a thing like that?

[16:08:55] Maureen Holloway : Sue Sylvester.

[16:08:58] * Melanie Frost throws herself on Effy.

[16:09:31] * Elizabeth Holloway catches Melly?

[16:10:09] * Melanie Frost sobs into Effy's neck 'He doesnt refuse it, he probably has them whores and thinks im one and and doesnt want to have babies cus he thinkts they'll be souless.'

[16:11:00] Jack Holloway : I have no whores!

[16:11:06] Jack Holloway : I promise you

[16:11:08] Jack Holloway : I have none

[16:11:18] Jack Holloway : non. nada. niente.

[16:11:34] @ Melanie Frost : niente sounds like nine.

[16:11:39] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : Are you still talking about the whores? o.O

[16:11:45] @ Melanie Frost : Are you sure?

[16:11:50] Maureen Holloway : nein is german is no?

[16:11:53] Jack Holloway : I'm sure.

[16:11:54] Jack Holloway : And

[16:11:59] @ Melanie Frost : Yes, Dad, I dont wantJack to have whores. Especially not if he pays them.

[16:12:01] Jack Holloway : I'll never have any

[16:12:16] * Elizabeth Holloway hugs Melly and shooshes her.

[16:12:20] Maureen Holloway : He could never get one whether he was paying or not.

[16:12:44] @ Melanie Frost : but you still wanna ive all of our souless babies to Zol and Leo?

[16:12:48] Jack Holloway : because one, I'm broke, two, I wouldn't be able to stop the stream of jokes that would fall out of my mouth, and three, I love youuuuu.

[16:12:49] @ Melanie Frost : give*

[16:13:00] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : Melly.. that's the whole concept of a whore...

[16:13:10] Jack Holloway : Nah. I was thinking I'd be good with the kids cos I'll have the same mental age.

[16:13:18] Elizabeth Holloway : you can't let the evil bitch win, Melly. You have to believe Jack. Else she'll win. And we don't want her to win, do we?

[16:13:24] Maureen Holloway : Agreed.

[16:13:32] Maureen Holloway : Ohh haa.

[16:13:33] Jack Holloway : thanks Mum love you too.

[16:13:38] Maureen Holloway : Very funny, daughter.

[16:13:46] * Melanie Frost nods 'But.. but Leo he said yes'

[16:14:10] Jack Holloway : Leo's nickname is 'Twat'

[16:14:13] Jack Holloway : because somehow

[16:14:16] Jack Holloway : impossibly

[16:14:22] Jack Holloway : he's more of a twat than me.

[16:14:26] Maureen Holloway : Rhymes with his last name.

[16:14:29] Jack Holloway : Don't ask me how

[16:14:41] Elizabeth Holloway : exactly, 'twat', he can't even admit to himself that he likes boys. He's just a big fat liar.

[16:15:03] Maureen Holloway : *with no balls

[16:15:11] Jack Holloway : and he was rude to Zoltan, who is the epitome of niceness.

[16:15:14] Roslyn Spinnett has been disconnected on Sun Apr 15, 2012 4:15 pm (session timeout)

[16:15:26] Jack Holloway : and he was rude to Sadie, who is super innocent and just being nice.

[16:15:40] Jack Holloway : AND HE BROKE MY NOSE AND THEN PUNCHED ME AGAIN.

[16:15:57] Jack Holloway : Like he wasn't satisfied enough.

[16:16:07] * Jack Holloway sighs cos he knew he was asking for it

[16:16:08] Maureen Holloway : Awwww, poor baby. Broken nose. Well get another one!

[16:16:20] Maureen Holloway : They're on discount at the shop if you hurry.

[16:17:14] * Melanie Frost sits on Jack 'Okay, you have no whores. I believe you. But your mum is crazy.'
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Post by Lukas Ash Mohr Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:24 am

[09:17:26 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : BUT THE LUK!

[09:17:32 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : WHAT ABOUT THE LUK!

[09:17:41 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : WRATH OF THE LUK IS FRIGTENING!

[09:17:42 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : ... Hi daddy...

[09:18:03 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND

[09:18:07 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : CHEESUS

[09:18:09 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Jack's a lovely son in law.

[09:18:15 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Dude, first boyfriend was at thirteen

[09:18:16 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : keep up.

[09:18:28 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : I DON'T GIVE A SHIT

[09:18:34 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : YOU WERE TOO YOUNG THEN

[09:18:40 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : You like Jaaaaaaaaaaack. I'm suure.

[09:18:40 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : AND YOU'RE STILL TOO YOUNG NOW

[09:18:53 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : YOU SHALL STAY SINGLE 'TILL 25

[09:18:56 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : It's not like I'm dating Leo or something. tHat would be bad.

[09:18:59 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Nooooooooooooo

[09:19:04 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : staying single is no fuuun.

[09:19:26 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : HOLLOWAY IS JUST AS BAD AS WYATT

[09:19:32 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Nooooooooooooooooooo.

[09:19:49 20/04/12] * Matthew McKinnon saves

[09:19:58 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Leo's much worse.

[09:20:09 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : BOYS ARE ALL THE SAME

[09:20:17 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : AND THEY ALL WANT THE SAME THING

[09:20:25 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : It took Jack like three years to kiss me and Leo months. Common, daddy.

[09:20:25 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : GUESS WHAT YTHEY WANT

[09:20:29 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : SEX!

[09:20:42 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : AND WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU HAVE SEX?!

[09:20:48 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : YOU BECOME PREGNANT

[09:20:58 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : ginger babies? :O Very Happy

[09:21:01 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : AND YOU DIE

[09:21:18 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : No daddy,

[09:21:41 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : and I'm sure Jack'll succeed in having sex with me sometimes, but common it took him three YEARs to just KISS me

[09:21:57 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : YOU WILL DIE

[09:22:02 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : DEATH AWAITS YOU

[09:22:13 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Calmdown, dad!

[09:22:38 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : NO

[09:22:39 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : I

[09:22:41 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : WILL

[09:22:42 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : NOT

[09:22:45 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : CALMDOWN!

[09:22:45 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : You had probably sex when you were 12 or something

[09:23:04 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : THAT IS WHY I'M DAED INSIDE

[09:23:09 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : DEAD INSIDE

[09:23:17 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Jack wont kill me! I'm sure!

[09:23:17 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : MY INSIDES ARE DEAD!

[09:23:26 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : You're so fucked up.

[09:23:37 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : OH HE WILL

[09:23:38 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : ...

[09:23:43 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : JUST WAIT!

[09:24:17 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : HE WONT KILL ME

[09:24:24 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : WE'RE GONNA HAVE GINGER BABIES TOGETHER

[09:24:32 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : AND YOUR GOING TO BE THEIR GRANDFATHER

[09:24:38 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : NOOOO

[09:24:39 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : AND I DONT CARE IF I NEED TO FUCK HIM FOR THAT TO HAPPEN

[09:24:43 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : I WANT THE BABIES.

[09:24:45 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : GINGER WONT HAPPEN

[09:25:07 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : UNLESS HE HAS GINGER GENES IN HIM

[09:25:16 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : BECAUSE THE GINGER GENE IS WEAKER

[09:25:20 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : SURE LETS SAY HE DOES. OR WELL THERE's MAGIC

[09:25:24 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : MAGI DADDY MAGIC.

[09:25:38 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Are you not going to shag my mmother Terra?

[09:25:44 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : NO

[09:25:52 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : BECAUSE THEN SHE WILL DIE!

[09:26:03 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : whatthefuckiswrongwithyou?

[09:26:22 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : You'll just let her be a virgin for forever or find someone else?

[09:26:38 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : I AM NOT A VIRGIN

[09:26:42 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : I AM DEAD INSIDE

[09:26:45 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : no whit.

[09:26:46 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : CHEESE

[09:26:50 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : .. no shit*

[09:26:52 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : GET YOUR STORIES STRAIGHT!

[09:27:03 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : TERRA IS A VIRGIN DUDE.

[09:27:15 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : ...

[09:27:19 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : I may have...

[09:27:23 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : misread a little

[09:27:34 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : God, stupid Dad.

[09:27:41 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Now, you're a bit calm

[09:27:50 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : I'm sure

[09:27:53 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : you'll like Jack

[09:27:55 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : if you get to know him

[09:27:58 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : NO I AM NOT CALM

[09:28:10 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Yes, you're calm.

[09:28:19 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO GET TO KNOW HIM?!

[09:28:28 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Daddddddddyyyyyyyy...

[09:28:34 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : he's going to be dating your daughter

[09:28:44 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : kissing her and sleeping in the same bed as her. You want to know him!

[09:28:48 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : NO

[09:29:03 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : I WILL LOCK YOU IN A CLOSET AND WAIT FOR HIM TO LEAVE

[09:29:19 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Hvað?

[09:29:26 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Noooo

[09:29:27 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Bad idea.

[09:29:33 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : oooh

[09:29:34 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Doub t mommy will approve.

[09:29:46 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : I AM NOT AFRAID OF YOUR MOTHER

[09:29:51 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Yes you are.

[09:29:58 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : AM NOT

[09:30:12 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Dad, you're such a child.

[09:30:21 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : NO I AM NOT!

[09:30:30 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : YOu ARE THE CHILD HERE

[09:30:42 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Dad, would you prefer I was single and a slut likeLiz?

[09:30:51 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : NOOOO

[09:31:13 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : I'D PREFER IF YOU WERE SINGLE AND A VIRGIN UNTIL YOU DIE!

[09:31:16 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : sooooo not single and ating

[09:31:19 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : ...

[09:31:20 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : no no.

[09:31:26 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Not sure about that.

[09:31:36 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : OH I'M SURE!

[09:31:46 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Nope.

[09:31:56 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : YUP

[09:32:39 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : IM HAVING SEX WITH JACK WETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE

[09:32:49 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : NO YOU ARE NOT!

[09:33:05 20/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : ...

[09:33:07 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : EFFY SAVE ME.

[09:33:16 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : IF YOU DO I WILL CUT HIS PACKAGE OFF AND FEED IT TO MY DOG

[09:33:19 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Tell him Jack's a lovely son-in-law.

[09:33:20 20/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : why would I do that?

[09:33:32 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : ... Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

[09:33:32 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : +

[09:33:35 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : NO JACK IS NOT

[09:33:40 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME EFF JEES

[09:33:44 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : YES HE IS, GOD.

[09:33:52 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : YOU ARE NOT HAVING SEX WITH JACK

[09:33:57 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : PUNKTUR OG PASTA

[09:34:03 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : YES I AM

[09:34:10 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : BANNAÐ AÐ BREYTA12345678910

[09:34:21 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Yes I am, dude.

[09:34:31 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : And I shall enjoy it D: <

[09:34:33 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : NO YOU'RE NOT... DUUUDE

[09:34:43 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Dad, dont say dude.

[09:34:43 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : WELL I

[09:34:51 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : WILL MAKE SURE HE WONT

[09:35:08 20/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : Jack cares very deeply for Mello and would do nothing to hurt her if he could help it, and would protect her from everythign, and while you may find more intelligent, more sensitive, more tactful, more...all round good men to replace him with, none will care about Melly like Jack.

[09:35:27 20/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : longass speach about Jack. Oh yeah .

[09:35:55 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : JACK IS A BOY

[09:36:07 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : ALL HE WANTS IS SEX

[09:36:14 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : AND SEX MAKES YOU DREGNANT

[09:36:16 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : OR DEAD!

[09:36:25 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : PREGNANT*

[09:36:39 20/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : would you rather she had a girl?

[09:36:41 20/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : like me?

[09:36:43 20/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : who was insane?

[09:36:48 20/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : and wants to kill her?

[09:36:53 20/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : not that I want to KILL her

[09:37:28 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Melly WANTS the sex.

[09:37:31 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : She kinda does wanna kill me.

[09:37:43 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : We do have a ship-name, its EFfly.

[09:37:44 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : I DON'T WANT THE SEX FOR MELLY!

[09:37:55 20/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : *inflict great pain, not kill

[09:37:58 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : You dont have to watch it or anything

[09:38:20 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : I STILL DON'T WANT THE SEX FOR MELLY

[09:38:28 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : SEX MAKES YOU PREGNANT

[09:38:31 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : OR DEAD!

[09:38:42 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : You have fun while having sex dont you?

[09:38:49 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : NO

[09:38:54 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : You had sex with Leo's sister.

[09:39:03 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : She has whips and seings and shit,s he told us.

[09:39:08 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : swings*

[09:39:19 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : SEX IS MEANT FOR POPULATING nTHE UNIVERSE

[09:39:23 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : NOT FOR FUN

[09:39:38 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Fine

[09:39:42 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : we'll make dem babies

[09:39:50 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : NO YOU WILL NOT

[09:40:00 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO HAVE 'DEM BABIES'

[09:40:02 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : We have to make babies for Leo and Zol.

[09:40:36 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : THEY ARE ALSO TOO YOUNG TO HAVE BABAIES

[09:40:42 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : BABIES*

[09:40:52 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Fine, we wont make the babies yet

[09:41:09 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : YOU WONT HAVE THE SEX EITHER!

[09:41:18 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Okay, thats okay.

[09:41:21 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : No sex yet.

[09:41:24 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Thats fine.

[09:41:36 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : AND YOU WONT HAVE THE RELATIONSHIP EITHER

[09:41:50 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : Yes daddy, we will. IT's okay daddy. It's all good.

[09:42:02 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : NO IT'S NOT!

[09:42:09 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : okay

[09:42:14 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : you're forcing me to do this.

[09:42:18 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : NO

[09:42:22 20/04/12] @ Melanie Frost : brb

[09:42:31 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : WHERE DID YOU GO

[09:42:40 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GO?!

[09:42:56 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : CHEESUS I DON'T UNDERSTAND FEMALES

[09:43:32 20/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : yeeaah

[09:43:38 20/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : I'm not sure you're going to like what's coming

[09:43:47 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : OH GOD

[09:44:02 20/04/12] * Lukas Ash Mohr does not hide

[09:44:10 20/04/12] * Lukas Ash Mohr faces it like a man

[09:44:23 20/04/12] Mr. Coleko : YOU SHALL NOT DATE MY DAUGHTER D: <

[09:44:35 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : problem solved

[09:44:43 20/04/12] * Mr. Coleko gives look.

[09:44:53 20/04/12] Mr. Coleko : OR YO

[09:44:53 20/04/12] Mr. Coleko : STOP KICIKNG ME

[09:44:54 20/04/12] Mr. Coleko : GEt

[09:44:54 20/04/12] Mr. Coleko : WONt

[09:44:55 20/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : 'lo Hollis

[09:44:56 20/04/12] Mr. Coleko : MY DAUIGHTER

[09:44:57 20/04/12] Mr. Coleko : BITCH

[09:45:10 20/04/12] Hollis Woods : Hello Eliazbeth

[09:45:59 20/04/12] Natalie Wyatt : Dude

[09:46:06 20/04/12] Natalie Wyatt : you're such ahippo.

[09:46:12 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : Hi NAt Very Happy

[09:46:18 20/04/12] Natalie Wyatt : I'm just glad she's not fucking my bnrother, that would be twisted.

[09:46:35 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : THEY'RE LIKE ALMOST THE SAME PERSON DUDE

[09:47:14 20/04/12] Natalie Wyatt : No

[09:47:23 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : YES

[09:47:30 20/04/12] Natalie Wyatt : I'm sure you'll just love

[09:47:31 20/04/12] Natalie Wyatt : dear

[09:47:35 20/04/12] Natalie Wyatt : Holl-Jackkkk

[09:47:39 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : JACK IS JUST LIKE LEO

[09:47:41 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : ....

[09:47:44 20/04/12] Natalie Wyatt : as your son in law.

[09:47:47 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : JUST STRAIGHT

[09:47:52 20/04/12] Natalie Wyatt : You can go golfing, or something.

[09:47:56 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : AND WILL KILL MY DAUGHTER WITH SEX

[09:48:00 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : Hi Hollis Very Happy

[09:48:08 20/04/12] Natalie Wyatt : Hi hollis!

[09:48:15 20/04/12] Natalie Wyatt : I doubt she's going to die. I lived.

[09:48:38 20/04/12] Natalie Wyatt : .. dont

[09:48:39 20/04/12] Natalie Wyatt : no

[09:48:39 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : THAT SOUNDS WROOOONG

[09:48:40 20/04/12] Natalie Wyatt : dont

[09:48:40 20/04/12] Natalie Wyatt : dont

[09:48:45 20/04/12] Natalie Wyatt : fuck you did.

[09:48:53 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH JACK

[09:48:54 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : ?!

[09:48:54 20/04/12] Natalie Wyatt : For the record, I did nnot have sex with HOlloway.

[09:49:03 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : YOU TOTALLY DID

[09:49:04 20/04/12] Natalie Wyatt : NO I HAD SEX WITH YOU D: <

[09:49:25 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : OHMYGOD I WILL TELL MELLY YOU HAD SEX WITH JACK AND SHE WILL HATE HIM FOREVER

[09:49:28 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : THANK YOU NAT

[09:49:44 20/04/12] Natalie Wyatt : I did not have the sex with Holloway

[09:49:45 20/04/12] Natalie Wyatt : Jesus.

[09:49:56 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : TOTALLY DID

[09:50:16 20/04/12] Natalie Wyatt : He's my LITTLE brother's best friend!

[09:50:35 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : Well

[09:50:36 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : ...

[09:50:49 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : Ari slept with her best friend's little brother..

[09:51:00 20/04/12] Natalie Wyatt : Which is creepy.

[09:51:01 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : it would be the same

[09:51:11 20/04/12] Natalie Wyatt : BUT DOESNT MEAN I SHAGGED HOlLOWAY YOU SICK BASTARD

[09:51:24 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : YOU TOTALLY DID!

[09:51:32 20/04/12] Natalie Wyatt : what the fuck is wrong with you?!

[09:51:41 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : NOTHING!

[09:51:47 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

[09:51:53 20/04/12] Natalie Wyatt : Why dontr YOU shag Holloway!

[09:52:01 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : HE'S LIKE GAZILLION YEARS YOUNGER THAN YOU

[09:52:06 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : EW

[09:52:10 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : I AM NOT GAY

[09:52:17 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : I MAY HAVE HAD ONE GAY MOMENT

[09:52:24 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : ONE

[09:53:32 20/04/12] Lizbet McKinnon : Hi uncle Luke!

[09:53:34 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : YOU WILL DIE FROM THE SEX YOU'RE GETTING WITH ALEC

[09:53:53 20/04/12] * Lizbet McKinnon waggles her eyebrows. 'At least I'll enjoy my last moment.'

[09:54:12 20/04/12] Lizbet McKinnon : How are the teachers doing? All still alive from all the sex with Lukas?

[09:54:19 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : DON'T YOU DARE TALKTO MY DAUGHTER LIKE THAT

[09:54:24 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : NO

[09:54:40 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED THE LACK OF TEACHERS AROUND HERE?!

[09:54:47 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : ALL BECAUSE OF THE SEX WITH ME

[09:54:56 20/04/12] Lizbet McKinnon : Yeah you have to become a nun Luke.

[09:55:06 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : NO

[09:55:13 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : I'D R

[09:55:16 20/04/12] Lizbet McKinnon : So you wont ever have sex again?

[09:55:20 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : RATHER SHAG A NUN

[09:55:35 20/04/12] Lizbet McKinnon : because if you have sex with terra, Terra dies.

[09:55:37 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : I HAVE TO GO EAT

[09:55:42 20/04/12] Lizbet McKinnon : and I doubt Terra wants you to have sex with other people.

[09:55:43 20/04/12] @ Lukas Ash Mohr : LIZ HAS TO EAT TOO

[09:56:32 20/04/12] Elizabeth Holloway : right
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Post by Zoltan Maslin Sat Apr 21, 2012 6:46 am

[22:11:40 20/04/12] Democritus Matimarcan : Okay. I'll tell you how the bikini shopping goes.

Demo wears bikinis? The images....
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Post by Roslyn Spinnett Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:58 pm

[10:46:36] @ Melanie Frost : she's just like me.

[10:46:46] @ Melanie Frost : Its creepy, she's a ginger too.

[10:46:59] @ Melanie Frost : She's angry.

[10:47:16] Jack Holloway : I hope this isnt redhead my dad fucks.

[10:48:33] Jack Holloway : ....did you just admot to being ginger? :O

[10:51:59] @ Roslyn Spinnett : My god, I think she might have o.o

[10:53:05] @ Melanie Frost : OH shut up.


Melly admitted to being a ginger!
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Post by Zoltan Maslin Mon May 07, 2012 12:13 am

[18:11:48] Melanie McKinnon : Well... Iwouldn't really...

[18:11:52] * Melanie McKinnon plays with her fingers

[18:12:06] Melanie McKinnon : mind.. if we'd have.. one .. maybe just one.. more? You know..

Not a fail or anything, but... SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT HAVING MORE BABIES WITH FAIRY!! AHAHAHA!!
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Post by Lucy Odair Tue May 22, 2012 1:23 am


[00:20:41] Lucy Odair : http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lymdfg8IYM1r9f2g6o3_500.jpg
[00:20:46] Lucy Odair : look at me, look at that hotnes
[00:20:48] Lucy Odair : God 'm gorgeous.
[00:21:58] Lucy Odair : Right
[00:22:01] Lucy Odair : bed time for Lucy
[00:22:02] * Oliver McKinnon rolls his eyes
[00:22:09] Oliver McKinnon : NO DON'T GO

Husband finally loves me.
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Post by Lucy Odair Wed May 23, 2012 2:22 pm

[21:35:58 22/05/12] Lucy Odair : this is sexual harassment!
[21:37:53 22/05/12] Loki : Is no
[21:37:55 22/05/12] Loki : not*
[21:38:18 22/05/12] Lucy Odair : Yeds. Yes. yes. it is.
[21:38:55 22/05/12] Loki : I don't believe it is
[21:39:42 22/05/12] Loki : Zol: LOKI IS TAKING OVER MY ACCOUNT. LEO, MAKE HIM STOP!
[21:39:42 22/05/12] Lucy Odair : YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS
[21:39:46 22/05/12] Lucy Odair : THIS IS UNFAIR.
[21:39:57 22/05/12] * Loki shoves Zoltan back into the cage
[21:41:57 22/05/12] Lucy Odair : TEirek
[21:42:00 22/05/12] Lucy Odair : jðerfk
[21:42:17 22/05/12] Lucy Odair : someone protect my virtue!

Sorry but the cage thing really made me laugh. Oh Loki.
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Post by Melanie Frost Wed May 30, 2012 9:38 pm

[20:35:32] Democritus Matimarcan : DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMOOO IS IN THE MOUSE

[20:35:36] Democritus Matimarcan : UHHH

[20:35:41] Democritus Matimarcan : *HOUSE

[20:35:43] Jack Holloway : THE POOOR MOUSE

[20:36:54] @ Melanie Frost : STOP

[20:36:57] @ Melanie Frost : FUCKING THE MOUSE

[20:37:35] @ Melanie Frost : Lukas: poor mousy, it makes my vajayjay hurt
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Post by Lucy Odair Fri Jun 01, 2012 9:17 pm

[20:03:40] * Jack Holloway kicks France

[20:03:44] Jack Holloway : *Zoltan
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Post by Melanie Frost Sat Jun 09, 2012 1:01 am

[23:50:40] Sky Rider : I fucking love ot

[23:50:42] Sky Rider : *it

[23:52:02] Jack Holloway : right guys

[23:52:08] Jack Holloway : I'm going to sleep!

[23:52:11] @ Melanie Frost : POTC <3

[23:52:14] Jack Holloway : Love you both <3

(Jack loves Sky.)

[23:53:58] @ Melanie Frost : You two are totally gonna be friends.

[23:55:17] Sky Rider : Maybe one day

(Sky loves Jack.)
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Post by Melanie Frost Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:43 am

[00:42:11] Sky Rider : WHY AM I RED!?!?!?!

[00:42:21] Sky Rider : WHY THE FUCK AM I RED!?

Watch your tongue, you're a Lacerta now!
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Post by Lucy Odair Wed Jun 20, 2012 3:21 pm


[14:14:22] Lucy Cakemaster Odair : http://swoonworthy.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/alex-pettyfer-shirtless-8-e1333935912152.jpg

[14:14:34] Lucy Cakemaster Odair : even with all that hair attacking his face

[14:15:08] Lucy Cakemaster Odair : http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-CdWSQ1vAkP8/TZEAiVOvURI/AAAAAAAAA08/1xTU9barGjw/s1600/Alex+Pettyfer3.jpg

[14:19:57] Hunnybunny McKinnon : oh wow how beautiful he is I'm so jealous I want to touch him
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Post by Ginny Weasley Wed Jun 20, 2012 6:07 pm

[18:05:57] Hunnybunny McKinnon : Haven't I been hugging you all day?

[18:06:17] Lucy Cakemaster Odair : You have


They DO like each other <3
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Post by James Jackson Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:43 pm

[20:38:41] * Hunnybunny McKinnon offers arms to Lucy

[20:39:31] * Lucy Cakemaster Odair looks at people around before accepting arms.

Aww. Look.
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Post by Lucy Odair Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:18 pm

Willow that was not very nice of you. James, please fuck off.

NOW HERE IS WHAT REALLY MATTERS (Hunnybunny = Will):

[14:54:11 20/06/12] @ James Jackson : Hunnybunny

[14:54:40 20/06/12] Lucy Cakemaster Odair : come to confess love?! :O

[14:55:53 20/06/12] Hunnybunny McKinnon : JAMES

[14:56:16 20/06/12] @ James Jackson : I KNOW I SHOULD HAVE SAID THIS WAY SOONER

[14:56:21 20/06/12] @ James Jackson : BUT I CAN'T KEEP IT TO MYSELF ANY LONGER

[14:56:27 20/06/12] @ James Jackson : IT HURTS THINKING ABOUT YOU NOT KNOWING

[14:56:31 20/06/12] @ James Jackson : I HAVE TO TELL YOU

[14:56:38 20/06/12] @ James Jackson : I CANNOT LIVE IN THE UNKNOWN ANY MOMENT LONGER

[14:56:45 20/06/12] @ James Jackson : I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT HAVING YOU WITH ME

[14:57:00 20/06/12] @ James Jackson : Hunnybunny MCKINNON I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU. NOT YOUR SISTER. CAN I KNOCK YOU UP WITH MY BABIES?

[14:58:33 20/06/12] * Lucy Cakemaster Odair waits

[15:00:37 20/06/12] Hunnybunny McKinnon : Well, this is unexpected

[15:01:00 20/06/12] Lucy Cakemaster Odair : (No, it's not. I KNEW IT ALL ALONG)

[15:04:08 20/06/12] Hunnybunny McKinnon : Well

[15:04:09 20/06/12] Lucy Cakemaster Odair : .. though knocking up Will

[15:04:10 20/06/12] Hunnybunny McKinnon : um

[15:04:13 20/06/12] Lucy Cakemaster Odair : might be a bit

[15:04:15 20/06/12] Lucy Cakemaster Odair : over the top

[15:04:26 20/06/12] Lucy Cakemaster Odair : 1) because I dont think you actually CAN

[15:04:38 20/06/12] Lucy Cakemaster Odair : 2) giving birth to it as a male sounds even more painful

[15:04:46 20/06/12] Lucy Cakemaster Odair : 3) Pregnant Will is a scary thought.

[15:06:01 20/06/12] Hunnybunny McKinnon : bloody hell

[15:06:03 20/06/12] Hunnybunny McKinnon : oiw

[15:06:03 20/06/12] Hunnybunny McKinnon : ow

[15:06:04 20/06/12] Hunnybunny McKinnon : ow

[15:06:10 20/06/12] Hunnybunny McKinnon : it hurts to think about

[15:06:11 20/06/12] Hunnybunny McKinnon : ow

[15:06:15 20/06/12] Hunnybunny McKinnon : Jesus

[15:06:17 20/06/12] Hunnybunny McKinnon : ow

[15:07:20 20/06/12] * Lucy Cakemaster Odair giggles.

[15:07:21 20/06/12] @ James Jackson : DO NOT LEAVE ME IN THE DARK ANY LONGER DEAREST WILLY. I NEED TO KNOW IF I CAN LOVE YOU.

[15:09:29 20/06/12] * Lucy Cakemaster Odair tilts her head 'Common WIll, it's rude to leave him hanging. Give an answer!'

[15:11:15 20/06/12] Lucy Cakemaster Odair : https://2img.net/h/oi47.tinypic.com/szycgj.jpg

[15:11:29 20/06/12] Lucy Cakemaster Odair : the adult is clothed, the child is clothed, the toddler is clothed

[15:11:33 20/06/12] Lucy Cakemaster Odair : but the teenager is naked.

[15:12:16 20/06/12] * Hunnybunny McKinnon glances at Lucy before back to James

[15:12:25 20/06/12] Hunnybunny McKinnon : Don't knock me up, okay?

[15:14:25 20/06/12] Lucy Cakemaster Odair : I'll be forever grossed out

[15:14:28 20/06/12] Lucy Cakemaster Odair : if he knocks you up

[15:14:32 20/06/12] Lucy Cakemaster Odair : and I wont even touch you with a stick

[15:14:47 20/06/12] @ James Jackson : Okay, no knocking you up. Can I still fuck you?

[15:18:25 20/06/12] Hunnybunny McKinnon : I... guess so.

[15:19:16 20/06/12] * Lucy Cakemaster Odair falls off her bed

[15:20:59 20/06/12] * James Jackson straddles Hunnybunny's lap. "Okay good. Cos I've been wanting to ever since I saw you in that bunny suit."

[15:22:04 20/06/12] Lucy Cakemaster Odair : Not sure if this is heaven or hell.

[15:22:54 20/06/12] * Hunnybunny McKinnon grins and pulls James towards him "That kiss just wasn't enough?"

[15:23:42 20/06/12] * James Jackson pushes one hand into Hunnybunny's hair. "Not by a loooong shot. I've got so much more in store for you."

[15:24:00 20/06/12] * Lucy Cakemaster Odair shields her eyes with her hands, but peeks through her fingers.

[15:26:02 20/06/12] * Hunnybunny McKinnon wiggles eyebrows "Mmm. Sounds like fun."

[15:26:33 20/06/12] * James Jackson grins and snogs Wil.

[15:28:34 20/06/12] * Hunnybunny McKinnon snogs back and puts hands into James's hair

[15:30:14 20/06/12] * James Jackson wraps a hand around Will's waist. "So, what are we telling your sister?"

[15:30:50 20/06/12] * Lucy Cakemaster Odair shudders 'Right, thats great, but enough !'

[15:31:28 20/06/12] * Hunnybunny McKinnon wrinkles nose "Nah. Not as good as I thought it would be."

[15:31:40 20/06/12] @ James Jackson : wait one moment.

[15:32:02 20/06/12] @ James Jackson : Jup felt good, I think I'm going back to being straight.

[15:32:32 20/06/12] Hunnybunny McKinnon : yeah me too.

[15:32:53 20/06/12] Hunnybunny McKinnon : was fun though.

[15:32:59 20/06/12] * Hunnybunny McKinnon offers hand to shake

[15:33:23 20/06/12] * James Jackson shakes hand

[15:33:24 20/06/12] * Lucy Cakemaster Odair feels slightly awkward and isn't sure if to laugh or not.

[15:35:05 20/06/12] * Hunnybunny McKinnon climbs back into bed with Lucy

[15:35:06 20/06/12] Lucy Cakemaster Odair : So.. there we have it

[15:35:08 20/06/12] Lucy Cakemaster Odair : the two of you

[15:35:11 20/06/12] Lucy Cakemaster Odair : getting it on

[15:35:18 20/06/12] Lucy Cakemaster Odair : in front of me

[15:35:29 20/06/12] * Lucy Cakemaster Odair will not pretend to be James for Hunnybunny.

[15:36:42 20/06/12] @ James Jackson : So, is Mel into roleplay?
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Post by Lucy Odair Sun Jul 01, 2012 1:16 am

[22:47:59 30/06/12] * William McKinnon giggles nervously

Manly!

[00:16:57] Dad : take your sexy striptease further by peeling all your flesh off

[00:17:07] Dad : uh

[00:17:11] Dad : wrong chat

[00:17:25] * Dad dies

Oh my....
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Post by Lucy Odair Fri Jul 06, 2012 2:42 pm


[13:41:30] William McKinnon : I have like

[13:41:33] Lucy Odair : I cantttt

[13:41:33] William McKinnon : teeny tiny boobs
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