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Post by Lucy Odair on Fri May 18, 2012 2:06 am

1. Find more ways to annoy William McKinnon.
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Post by Lucy Odair on Fri May 18, 2012 2:09 am

2. Eat more chocolate cakes. They're lush at Mars Café.
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Post by Lucy Odair on Fri May 18, 2012 2:10 am

3. Figure out if Matthew McKinnon is adopted.

4. Make more puns.

5. William McKinnon.

6. Keep being so hilarious.
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Post by Lucy Odair on Fri May 18, 2012 9:43 pm

7. Buy more condoms.
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Post by Lucy Odair on Sat May 19, 2012 11:40 am

8. Feel bad for giving condoms to an eleven year old. (The feeling bad part will eventually happen I'm sure. Even though I'd do it all again. Eleven times. It was epic.)
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Post by Lucy Odair on Sun May 20, 2012 11:11 pm

9. Have sex with someone in a bunny costume.
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Post by Lucy Odair on Mon May 21, 2012 1:57 am

10. The gardener (Apparently, it's a new trend)

11. Apologize to Willow.
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Post by Lucy Odair on Tue May 22, 2012 12:12 am

12. Become a born-again-virgin or a Nun.

13. Learn to be patient.

14. Learn to resist.

15. Write down my thoughts about the McKinnons, the species, the ones I've lived next to for years.

My thoughts about THE MCKINNONS, from youngest to oldest.

Odette McKinnon – The creepy small one.

She's a bit creepy, you know? Because she's a kid, those really, really creep me out. She's also very... happy. That's also a bit creepy. She's very small, kind of like a dwarf, but not really because she's a child. Sometimes I forget that she exists. Woops.

Willow McKinnon – The really sweet and corruptible one.

Okay, she's adorable. She's sweet and adorable. But she's also interesting. At first I doubted her, I mean what kind of McKinnon - other than McKinnon number four, but I'll get to that later - is quiet, calm and likes reading? But turns out, Willow's pretty epic. She trusts people too easily though. That may become her down fall. I wanna corrupt her.

Lizbet McKinnon – The slutty one.

I don't know her very well. I've heard she gets around. Which is funny with brothers like hers that I'd think wouldn't let anyone touch their siblings, but apparently Liz has been plenty 'touched'. She doesn't seem to hang around with her siblings lots, but she's defo fucked up. So she's defo a McKinnon.

Oliver McKinnon – the one that I shall marry.


Now, look at that face. And that hair. And those teeth. He's defo a good looking McKinnon. He's very pretty, even if he's blond - I like my males dark haired - if I had to marry one of the McKinnon's, I'd pick him. I think he'll be easy to be married to, he's mute, he's pretty, he likes sports and he's pretty. I'd be married to a beautiful man, shagging other men and never have to listen to him talk about his boring day. That's a bit mean isn't it? He's still very pretty. Lucy McKinnon, how does that sound?

Matthew McKinnon – The not real one.


One word: Adopted. I swear he is. I mean, he's quiet, he doesn't cause chaos - that I know of, he's not fucked up. He's.... normal-ish. He blends into the crowd. HE STUTTERS. COMMON. COME FUCKING ON. Adopted! 

Laura McKinnon – The strange one.

She's very strange, she's different and not afraid to show it. I kind of like that. I kind of admire her for that. She likes lollipops and talking and spazzing, I thought I wouldn't be able to handle her, but I kind of like her... That's weird. She's very messed up and therefor a really good example for 'What a real McKinnon is like'. 

William McKinnon – The one that isn't my friend.

I really, really, really doubt that I can describe/try to explain William fucking McKinnon. He's not my friend. I do not like him. I have sex with him a lot. I like that. He's really good in bed. I'll never admit that sober. I really want to have sex with him now-He's very attractive. When he's being annoying - which is all the time - I ust wanna jump him. Which is bad. Very bad. I love messing with him, his reactions are funny. We have the same friends. I hate this shit for making me think about it. I need sex now. With him.

Melanie McKinnon – The pregnant one.

She's pregnant. That's very creepy. I mean, she's going to be having a baby. She's becoming a mum. A mother. A mummy. A mamma. How insane is that? And with James Jackson, he's fit by the way. She's 'cool' I guess, bar the fact that she's pregnant. She likes drinking, like I do and smoking, like I do sometimes, but now she cant do either, because lets face it: she's pregnant. And that's creepy
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Post by Lucy Odair on Wed May 23, 2012 12:42 am

16. Propose to Oliver McKinnon.

17. Get professional help (This McKinnon obsession is crazy).

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Post by Lucy Odair on Mon May 28, 2012 11:51 pm

18. Find out if Laura has a video of WiMcKinnon and Jackson kissing to show the guys.

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Post by Lucy Odair on Thu May 31, 2012 5:40 pm

19. Give Matthew McKinnon a 'congratulations; you're adopted!' cake.
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Post by Lucy Odair on Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:11 pm

20. Remember that McKinnons can't take a joke (they throw fits).

21. Play more jokes on McKinnons (because their fits are amusing).

22. Find more stuff to do.

23. Less people.

24. Party more.
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Post by Lucy Odair on Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:43 pm

25. Get a new house.
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Post by Lucy Odair on Mon Jun 25, 2012 8:34 pm

27. Stop being so mushy.
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Post by Lucy Odair on Mon Jun 25, 2012 8:34 pm

28. Get back at Laura and Willow for ruining me with niceness.
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Post by Lucy Odair on Mon Jun 25, 2012 8:35 pm

29. Become meaner.
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Post by Lucy Odair on Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:52 am

30. Pretend I'm pregnant more often.

31. Get Laura to get me out of trouble more often.
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